Tall Humor & Jokes

Humor

One-Liners

  • Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
  • Confucius say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
  • "It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."
  • Your mama’s so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus!
  • I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
  • "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
    from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"     -- Warren Hutcherson
  • You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
  • Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
  • Your mama's so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon!
  • Why to ballerinas always stand on their tip-toes?
    Why don't the producers just hire taller dancers?
  • You're so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on your head.
  • Didn't your mother tell you not to be long.

Comics

Q&A Jokes

  • Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
    A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
  • Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

OK, we realize that some of these are a bit long in the tooth... We'd love to get some fresh jokes, one-liners or comedy routines to share on the web. Do you have a great Tall Joke? Please email them to us. Thanks!

joke

Submitted by Anonymous
on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 12:42

you are so ugly shrek looked in the mirror and felt ashamed

New jokes

Submitted by Anonymous
on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 11:00

I had a friend named jacqui, and she had a really tall friend. We always used to cal them jacqui and the bean stock.
Glamazon = Tall, beautiful girl..
Grab a huge beverage jug (with a handle) and go up to the tall person and say "I got you a coffe mug." HA!

school

Submitted by Anonymous
on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 09:06

i get bullied in school cos i am on the small side. :( heres a good small joke some one asked me today: "Hey Alex, when you sit on the kerb/path does your feet dangle?" has any one got any tall jokes? signed alexandrea 11

good come back

Submitted by Anonymous
on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 23:00

ok yea i know this is 2 years late but ima tell you this anyways

ok here's the comeback when someone calls me short for my age (im 16 and 4'7)
- "Yeah, im short. So what, at least i get to get on the kiddie rides and adult rides at parks and still live life like kid for my whole life. I also get to play hide and seek and never get caught. Speaking of caught, I also never get caught if i sneak into somewhere. And lastly, No one ever expects the short one!"

Hope this helps :)

Submitted by Anonymous
on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 01:27

You're so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on the top of your head.

Joke

Submitted by Anonymous
on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 04:09

How many Tall people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, and they did it while the short guy was still looking for a ladder!

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