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One-Liners

  • Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
  • Confucius say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
  • "It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."
  • Your mama’s so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus!
  • I’m glad you’re tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
  • "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
    from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"     — Warren Hutcherson
  • You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
  • Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
  • Your mama’s so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon!
  • Why to ballerinas always stand on their tip-toes?
    Why don’t the producers just hire taller dancers?
  • You’re so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on your head.

Comics

Q&A Jokes

  • Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
    A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.
  • Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

OK, we realize that some of these are a bit long in the tooth... We’d love to get some fresh jokes, one-liners or comedy routines to share on the web. Do you have a great Tall Joke? Please email them to us. Thanks!

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